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syd's avatar

absolutely incredible once again love the short king line

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Val's avatar

Cher and Tom were the ultimate dyslexic power couple. Probably the Tom Cruise relationship I've always been the most intrigued by.

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Amanda Marisatomay's avatar

Same! It's weird because it makes zero sense and yet it's probably his only relationship where the more I think about it the more it makes sense. Maybe it's because Cher is so coy about it while still clearly being fond of him and Tom has never mentioned it even once. Oh to know literally anything. The kind of low-stakes old gossip that we need as a society.

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ellie's avatar

the way you wrote this has made me *excited* about Tom Cruise. I think I was fairly neutral about him before (aside from the things that living near Clearwater FL has made me think about his... associations). but I am so stoked to read more about this little meow meow; yours and so many other moms' blorbo.

please keep writing things even after your commitment to this particular but is over. 💗

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isabel's avatar

first also perfect use of an Easy A reference

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